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BeriCraft Aviation Takes Lead from SeemsFree on Fraud |
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Written by Marietta Sinclair
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Sunday, 09 December 2007 02:38 |
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Solace Creek (ANS) - It was confirmed today that the Colorado Bureau of Investigation is looking in to allegations of fraud at the Colorado facilities of BeriCraft Aviation that are similar to allegations make against retail giant Seems Free in October. In BeriCraft's case, there is a twist. Instead of thousands of customers being ripped off by rigged vending machines, the victims the thousands of BeriCraft employees. Just months ago, BeriCraft acquired over seven hundred vending machines from WagerzTech, the same company implicated in the SeemsFree allegations. Nearly twenty percent of the vending transactions on the WagerzTech machines fail to dispense merchandise, and retain and average of fifty-cents of each dollar supposedly refunded by activating the coin return. In SeemsFree's case, insiders suggested that the retained refunds were being divided by SeemsFree and WagerzTech. Apparently the same thing is happening in the BeriCraft case. BeriCraft CEO Geoffrey Fynch has been "travelling" and the company has not returned calls from media. |
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Last Updated on Sunday, 09 December 2007 02:39 |
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SeemsFree Denies Vending Machine Fraud |
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Written by Marietta Sincair
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Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:57 |
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Gonads OK (ANS) - SeemsFree, the world's largest retailer, today issued a statement denying complicity in the use of rigged vending machines in over 4,000 stores in the United States. Late yesterday afternoon, a federal subpeona was issued for all documents related to the company's dealings with game machine giant WagerzTech. Over the past few weeks, there have been hundreds of reports across the country about electronic vending machines that miscount or misrefund coins on a regular basis. As part ot fhe investigation, WagerzTech machines have been video taped in over 100 locations to analyze the aberrent operation. Analysis of the video indicates that as many as 8% of the total transactions result in the machine retaining fifty cents without delivering products, resulting in an estimated $80,000 per day going directly to the SeemsFree bottom line. |
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:02 |
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Gideon Announces for President |
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Written by Marietta Sinclair, Editor in Chief
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Friday, 27 April 2007 04:18 |
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Solace Creek, Colorado - Colorado Representative Em Gideon yesterday announced his candidacy for President in the 2008 elections. Called an extremist by many, this newspaper included, Gideon's WebSpeech ranted about immigration as usual, but added a new twist. In addition to closing the borders, he seeks immediate deportation of all aliens who serve no economic purpose. He also surprised us -- NOT -- with the announcement that his candidacy was being backed by Acolytica and Evangelical Crossway. What is surprising is that he had the temerity to make the following statement. "Language is being formulated as I speak that will slightly modify the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. Only a few words, unnecessary for our current world, will be removed. Congress will have the power to legislate a Government of Faith. Congress will have the power to legislate against those who speak out against our Government and our business leaders to the detriment of ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS." A complete text of the WebSpeech appears below. |
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Last Updated on Friday, 27 April 2007 04:19 |
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Gideon Responds to Texas Attack |
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Written by Administrator
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Friday, 18 May 2007 12:17 |
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In a WebSpeech approximately one hour ago, Presidential hopeful Em Gideon responded to recent attacks by Texans and Texas supporters. The attackers were riled by the music that Gideon has playing on his campaign headquarters website Below is the full text of Gideon's speech. My Fellow Americans, I've been getting some knocks for the song that plays at my MySpace campaign headquarters Gideon 2008. Over the next day or two, we're going to put some of those letters up here for everyone to read, but my staff is busy making them "Family Friendly" first. Ok, so I happen to believe a lot of what that song says. I believe that of the worst things that ever happened to Colorado was when, like the song says, "someone taught the Texans to ski." We know throughout America, we've got an immigration problem. It's been at the top of my list, OK aside from nuking mosques, for several years now. How many of you even know that a whole bunch of the illegal aliens come to us through Texas? How many of you know that Texas advertises itself as a "Whole Other Country?" In my book, that makes Texans illegal immigrants as well. Let 'em stay there. We're tired of having them come to OUR ski resorts, drink OUR beer, and chase OUR women. When I am elected, I'm going to throw the whole darned state out of the Union. Until then, I'll proudly play "Texans" by Ron Chalice and his band during my campaign. Now we don't want the Texans to get hold of this song... So whatever you do, don't tell them that they can download it for free at Ron Chalice Music on MySpace DON'T TELL THEM! Em |
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Last Updated on Friday, 18 May 2007 12:20 |
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Statesman Unearths Revealing Cade Photos |
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Written by Marietta Sinclair - Editor in Chief
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Sunday, 01 April 2007 14:12 |
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April 1, 2008 - Solace Creek Colorado.
We at the Statesman have uncovered a series of revealing and possibly incriminating photographs relating to the Acolytican Church. These photographs are of Acolytican leader Perseus Cade, called the Gleaner of Souls by his followers. Some are over 10 years old, others more recent, but what they all have in common is that they reveal show Reverend Cade in situations likely to be frowned upon by both his congregation and the political leaders Cade claims to have "in his pocket." Be sure and read the Statesman as these photos and accompanying stories are released. |
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Last Updated on Friday, 27 April 2007 04:08 |
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