Facts: Acolytica

Interesting facts about Acolytica and the Acolytican Church

Have You Visited Fearlock Yet?

Fearlock is the way Hugo Spengler and his cronies in Acolytican security handle nay-sayers and other alleged threats to the church.  Learn more about Fearlock

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Acolytica ENT

Acolytica ENT

The Acolytica Organization has recently established Acolytica ENT.  Using our state-of-the-art facilities in the entertainment Mecca of southern Florida, Acolytica ENT produces the music you want to hear and the programming you want to see.  Our extensive worldwide talent searches provide new artists who can carry our message while looking and sounding exactly like...

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Acolytica Talks to the World

Acolytica Talks to the World

Solace Creek Statesman, January 19, 20XX Acolytica leader and Gleaner of Souls Perseus Cade announced today the startup of the last of twenty-seven satellites in the Acolytica ONE satellite network.  This satellite enables reception of Acolytica ONE in every country, on every square inch of the earth.  For truth, salvation, and entertainment, Acolytica ONE...

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Hugo’s Pet

We added a link to The Mural, also known as the Guardian of Souls, also known as Hugo’s Pet.

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Fact About Acolytica

The twenty four foot high mural of a snarling dog on the wall in the entry foyer of the Acolytica headquarters building is called simply The Mural.  Insiders call it either the Guardian of the Soul, or Hugo’s Pet. See It!

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A Fact about Acolytica

Acolytica was founded in the late 1970s by Perseus Cade, the son of a faith healer who travelled througout Oklahoma and Texas.

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