Acolytica Talks to the World
Solace Creek Statesman, January 19, 20XX Acolytica leader and Gleaner of Souls Perseus Cade announced today the startup of the last of twenty-seven satellites in the Acolytica ONE satellite network. This satellite enables reception of Acolytica ONE in every country, on every square inch of the earth. For truth, salvation, and entertainment, Acolytica ONE is the only television network you will need to watch. Acolytes, Seekers, and Newmins please be advised that Fear Lock is now in place regarding Acolytica ONE. You will be monitored for compliance.
